…Which V does not do. At Vixens practice, after she walks in late and snarks with Cheryl a bit, she challenges the HBIC (seriously, it’s on Cheryl’s uniform) to a dance-off for the front-row spot for Homecoming. Veronica wins, and Cheryl is mad — so mad she fires her two minions and then marches into Pop’s to recruit Chuck (whom she acknowledges is The Worst) for a little B-and-V-revenge at Archiekins’s house party. The fifth debate and another step up in the numbers for qualifying appears to have limited the debate field further, bringing the number of candidates onstage at one time back down to 10. As the February Iowa caucuses creep closer, the DNC may be interested in continuing to help voters narrow down a crowded field to the top candidates, even as new candidates are still entering the race.When is the debate? Jughead and Betty finally arrive, and the surprise is on. As Betty sings to Jughead…in the creepiest way possible…it’s clear that he’s not super thrilled by this party. Archie and Veronica commiserate over their family drama in the kitchen, and Betty and Jughead interrupt with a tiff about him being upset about the party. Then the party crashers arrive, led by Cheryl and Chuck, with Moose and basically the rest of the school in tow. And I’m right! In the cafeteria, as Archie stares longingly at Val’s table, Betty corrals her friends into throwing a small, “inner circle only” surprise party for Jughead. (Um, Betty, what about whatJughead