was penned by noted Belieber and former roaster Martha Stewart. If you caught his Comedy Central roast last spring, you probably noticed that, in between jabs, Martha was hitting on the 21-year-old singer (jokingly?you be the judge on the lawn of the U.S. Capitol building, and outside President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort. As the glasses of champagne shiver, CeCe drops hints to Rufus that all is not quite right with Lily (Dan: “CeCe’s heart pumps secrets and gin.”), while Dan tries to not let Vanessa know he has a crush. Jenny confronts Eric, who insults her sweet potatoes. Blair tries to make her mom admit she’s pregnant (spoiler: she isn’t). And Rufus tries to lighten the mood with a toast to his and Lily’s first Thanksgiving as a married couple — but his joke about pilgrims starting a band (Plymouth Rock!) falls flat, because Maureen threatens to expose Serena and Tripp’s elevator rendezvous with video proof, and Lily overhears. Soon, half the table has left their chairs, exasperated, while CeCe sits back and says “cheers” to the drama. I ask if viewers should expect that to be the theme of the season. “One