And the patients fighting for this cause know one essential truth that fuels our fight: Good health isn’t a moral virtue, and bad health isn’t a moral failing. We’re all one accident or illness away from a bill that could ruin us. “It’s really balancing the social responsibility for you and others to try to avoid activities that may impose greater risk,” Hidalgo, of the University of Alabama at Birmingham, says. “We know that being out in open spaces carries less of a risk for infection, so if you can basically distance yourself from your friends or other people at the beach or the pool, I think there is probably low risk in engaging in those activities.” We then cut to the modern day Kappa house and meet the president, Chanel (Emma Roberts), who is every college dean’s worst nightmare and every reporter’s greatest fantasy. She came to power after an unfortunate spray tanning “accident” left her predecessor doused with acid and covered in chemical burns, and refers to the girls in her posse as Chanel #2 (Ariana Grande), Chanel #3 (Billie Catherine Lourd), and Chanel #5 (Abigail Breslin). Poor Chanel #4 died from meningitis — though no one really seems to care, a theme which begins to show itself. Channeling their inner Cindy McCains, the girls all appear like miniature politicians’ wives, complete with tweed jackets, overly teased hair, and a suspected affinity for prescription pills. Someone just got shot, and I need you to be here right now