the bed was bad enough — the two girls are offered a different, yet equally creepy room and they accept? Maaaan, if that were me, I would’ve immediately sprinted out, found the nearest Wi-Fi signal and left an epic Yelp review that slammed the Hotel Cortez so hard, they’d have to cancel the rest of the season. All the people living in that hotel would legitimately have to vacate the premises and temporarily rent out a smaller place. It’d beAHS: Airbnb Pierce also shut down any possibility that this is about partisan electoral politics. She’s a perfect fit for the role of Melanie “Mel” Vera, the middle sister ina trio of young witches “And I could’ve just not been here, straight up. I could’ve just not been here.