She continued, "Today I just wanted to promote this new powdered stuff that you put in your tea. And basically it makes you shit your brains out and is totally really, really bad for me to be promoting to young women and young people everywhere, but I don't really give a fuck because I'm getting paid money for it." Kehlani is an open book. She’s wearing a white hoodie and sweatpants, no makeup, with her glossy black curls pulled into a high bun as she sits cross-legged in a bedroom of her Los Angeles home. This is her very first Zoom call, ever. Kehlani doesn’t consider herself incredibly political but is more concerned with grassroots organizing than what’s going on at the White House. She’s excited about opportunities like her clothing labelTSNMI Jughead watched a disturbing new videotape making the rounds around town. This one showed a person wearing a paper mache Jughead mask getting smashed in the head by someone wearing a paper mache Betty mask, AKA the story of how Jughead was (fake) murdered. Betty doesn’t want to get caught up in another mystery, so Jug and Charles are on the case. Surveillance footage of the sheriff’s station leads Jughead to the one and only Ethel Muggs, who swears she didn’t make any tapes. Jug is inclined to believe her, but Charles is suspicious, especially after a visit to the only VHS rental store left in America shows that Ethel has checked outFriday the 13thover ten times. That’s a lot of Jason Voorhes.